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Random youtube sharing

Good morning!

I have been some what addicted to this song since it was whispered to me during a terrible raid in my previous guild. I just had to share it :)

and here it is:

YouTube - Dick (ft. Suzushiiro / Big Crits) - MrVoletron remix

The Do's and Don'ts of Sex Toys

Masturbation is awesome. No really it is A-W-E-S-O-M-E and thanks to sex tech there are stacks of pleasure-aids to excite you as you spend some exploration time with yourself. This post is aimed at those who are either new to sex toys, or have simply never paused to think about the "Dos and Don'ts" before.

On a side note: this is not gender specific! I firmly believe that masturbation and by extension masturbation aids are "fun for the whole family"! but maybe not together, that could be awkward.

DON'T buy your sex toy from the $2 lucky dip.

DO splash out a little and get something quality.

Here's why:

It really is a case of quality over quantity, it may be tempting to purchase a sex toy because it is cheaper; especially given some brands can be quiet dear. However cheaper sex toys are notorious for being unreliable. This may mean they have a shorter life AKA: it "dies" when you are on the verge of orgasm; or they may mislead you with claims such as being waterproof when to be frank they are not. Not only can poor quality sex toys be unsatisfying, a poor design means they also have a potential to be dangerous. In short you should treat yourself to a good quality toy, I assure you that a quality toy will give you a greater quantity in orgasms.

DON'T buy your sex toy on an impulse.

DO research the different kinds and brands of toys to find one that suits you.

Here's why:

This goes hand in hand with the "DO and DON'T" above; It is very easy to buy a toy on a sexually driven impulse because it is exciting, you're excited and you want it now, but a little research on your impulses will clue you into what is capable of giving you the best pulses. Read widely and be aware of bias from people who are trying to market their products. Your friendly neighbourhood sex store can give you some great advice on the latest and greatest. If your prefer something more discreet a quick google search can have your browsing a myriad of opinion forums and online sex toy stores. If you are sure to research you are likely to be satisfied with your toy and you may even pick up a quality bargain!

DON'T scare yourself with sex toys that look like alien probes.

DO experiment with new toys, just take your time.

Here's why:

Sex toys can be intimidating, especially if you are new to a particular type of toy or new to sex toys all together; You may be overwhelmed with the amount of choices. If you want to experiment with sex toys or new ways of achieving pleasure, it is important to take it slow. DON'T BE AFRAID, but it is possible to hurt yourself if you are over-zealous or you try to replicate sex acts you have seen in pornography. HOWEVER, it is difficult to hurt yourself if you do take it slow and feel out your limits.

DON'T underestimate your emotional health

DO explore your attitudes and expectations about your sex toy exploration

Here's why:

Amongst all this fun you are having or will be having, it is vital to step back and take care of the emotional side of things. In essence You need to be comfortable in order to achieve the most pleasure. If you have any hang-ups about masturbation or using sex toys, ask yourself "why?" and explore the various feelings. I'm at risk of sounding like I'm on repeat here but, TAKE IT SLOW. Masturbation is your own time to explore your body, you should feel comfortable and relaxed. If you don't that is perfectly OK; it is something you can work towards as part of you self-exploration.

DON'T confuse your bodies functions with the bodily function of a caterpillar

DO get to know your body

Here's why:

The flip side to emotional health is physical health; your body is your temple and you should give it the care it deserves. That includes both medically as well as simply getting to know your bodies function and limits. Don't be afraid to ask your doctor questions about your sexual health and make sure you attend to regular sexual health checks. Read about your physical body and the wide variety of "normal" variations that exist amongst people. Explore your body by touch; I mean your entire body and not just your sex organs(but do go there as well *wink*)you may surprise yourself with what feels good. Finally, love your body and not in the wishy washy "everyone should love themselves" kind of way. The fact is everyone has flaws, but when you're by yourself without the pressures of the world, learn to let go and appreciate your body for what it is and the pleasure it will give you when you do.

DON'T roll over and fall asleep after a sex toy orgasm

DO look after your toys

Here's why:

You won't upset your toys feelings if you roll over and fall asleep after some pleasure. But you are sure to regret it when you return to a juice-crusted sex toy, not only is that a potential turn off but it's not exactly hygienic. Luckily there is an easy solution and that is to clean your sex toys after every use. You may like to use a special toy cleaner, however you standard anti-bact. soap also does the trick.

and I'll just repeat this:

MASTURBATION IS AWESOME.

~Synnergy the Sex Druid

Welcome!

This is the compulsory first post, where I introduce myself and let you know the aims of Synnergy the Sex Druid.

Firstly a little about my wow persona, I am "Synnergy" a worgen restoration druid from Oceanic server Saurfang on World of Warcraft. You can find me here. I have been playing for around 2 years and I can't claim that I played vanilla wow, but let's not let that interfere with my capacity to be awesome. I am a predominately PvE player, however I have a growing interest in PVP and RP.

and now for something completely different, Hi I'm Artemis Synn, I am a 21 year old female from Adelaide in Australia. I believe you and I are sexual beings and that sex is something that no one should feel ashamed about, I believe that we would all benefit from being open about sex and I think what you do in your sex life is up to you; EVEN if you like to smother yourself in peanut butter and dress as a wizard.


So what are the AIMs of this blog?

The aim of the Restoration side of this blog is NOT to tell you how to play your restoration druid, nor spit out endless number crunched walls of text. It is me exploring my capacity to play a restoration druid in PvE, PvP and RP. I want to share my journey with you, just in case I stumble across anything valuable.

The aim of the sex side of this blog is to explore psychological, biological and societal ideas and information about all things sex. I don't have a direct plan for posting, but you can expect there to be anatomical informative articles (aka "Locating the clitoris" or "What is my prostate"), Instructional articles (aka the "do's and dont's") and psych articles (aka "sex on the mind")

and that's about it, so welcome >.>

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A note on other blogs:
+intellect: This is where I shall post interesting articles, I have interests in sexuality, gender, psychology, animals and general science, so expect to see material from here. This might include interesting videos, essays I write, opinion pieces and anything I think is too "heavy" for Synnergy the sex druid.

Druid Tears: This is my QQ blog, so i can (hopefully) avoid flooding Synnergy the sex druid with what really "grinds my gears."